Monthly Archives: March 2004

Rule 17

I often have to remind myself of Rule 17 when out in public. Rule 17 is as stated: Thou shalt not listen to other people’s stupid conversations.

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Penguins. Yeah, I have Some.

A lot of people have written me over the past few years to comment that my blog, entitled “No Thanks, I already Have a Penguin” doesn’t actually have any penguins in it at all. Well, perhaps not. But my life … Continue reading

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Main Entry: thresh

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To Move

Main Entry: move Pronunciation: ‘m

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Because Murphy is My God

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

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Just you wait…

Being a parent definately has its ups and downs. We all knew that. If I didn’t know it when I got pregnant, I definately knew it by the time the baby was born. Me: ::small complaint about morning sickness:: Parent: … Continue reading

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I look around my house and I am reminded of a scene in Babylon 5…

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