Subtlety Comes Later
Setting: This morning, in the car. A CD of random iTunes purchases is playing.
Penny: Daddy? Is this song still about Alex?
Me: Well, the last one was sort of a silly joke about Alex. This one is sort of about you.
Penny: Why is this song about me?
Me: Well, because it’s about a daddy and how much he loves his daughter.
Penny ::small pause::
Penny: Daddy, when can I get a diamond?