Retitling
Right, this is the game I was dreaming about when the alarm went off this morning. Basically, take a movie, give it the title of another movie, and write a breathless summary blurb that illustrates why the snitched title applies to the original movie.
Here, I’ll start.
Catch Me If You Can – In this smash sequel to Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, the two hobbits Frodo and Sam race ever closer to Mordor, and Mt. Doom, intent on destroying the one ring! Their message to the mighty Sauron — Catch Me If You Can!
Attack of the Clones – The human kingdom of Rohan is invaded, and they fall back to Helm’s Deep, the impregnable fortress. Waiting the assault from Saruman’s orcs, born deep in the muck at Isengard, they await… The Attack of the Clones!
Okay. Your turn. :-)
oh, i’m going to waste so much time with this today. aside from the keynote, of course…
coffee first, then movies…
The Mummy Returns – Stay out of your showers, girls! 38 years after the original Alfred Hitchcock film, acclaimed director Gus Van revisits this classic thriller. A young female embezzeler arrives at the lonely Bates Motel… and in the attic, Mummy is waiting…
Star Wars: Episode 1 – You’ve heard about it around the water cooler, you’ve seen it on TV, now get the full, uncut, uncensored version– celebrity boxing at its finest! The first volume hits stores this week, reserve yours today!